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detailman

03/25/11 6:41 PM

#432 RE: j$tops #431

Nurse J stops !

Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse J Stops. "He's incredibly dumb. He does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told him to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. He gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"

The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told him to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. He tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"

Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall. "Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse J Stops to prick Mrs. Smith's boil!"

shankapotamus

03/26/11 2:14 AM

#433 RE: j$tops #431

LMMFAO!!!!

shankapotamus

03/26/11 2:16 AM

#434 RE: j$tops #431

I laughed so hard that this almost happened to me: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=de9_1301087463