It's such a good story about our bashers that I have to post here again:
The sneaky snake, the Pit stop, the leader Floyd decided to go on vacation to Alabama (Floyd's hometown)to celebrate the money they made out of poor HRCT shareholders. They were driving down a country road when the car suddenly ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer's field. The old farmer heard the tragic crash so he rushed over to investigate. He then began digging a large grave to bury these bashers.
A few hours later, the local sheriff was driving past the
farmer's field and noticed the car wreck. He approached the old farmer and asked where all the bashers had gone. The old farmer explained that he'd gone ahead and buried all of them. "Were they ALL dead?" asked the puzzled sheriff. "Well, some of them said they weren't," said the old farmer, "but you know how them bashers, they always lie."