Joe- Sorry I didn't respond sooner. I am not offended by your post.
While some kids do join for the reasons you stated, that has always been true.
Today's Military is much differnt than when I was in, and it will be much different in 30 years from the ones that go in now.
That's because all the weapons are different.
But that's not why I made my post.
I really think that you would benefit.
You know you can still do most of the things you do with the stock market, once you get assigned o permanent duty. Obviously the first few months you would be unable to.
The Miltitary gives a person the chance to travel, and it exposes a person to a lot of different people, and by doing that a person becomes aware of how other people in our society think and live.
It also does something important in a different way.
It gives a person experience in a few years what they might have to wait 15 to acquire. I am not talking about work experience, although that happens also, but life experience.
They would also get you into the best physical shape you will ever be in, btw.
As far as getting beat up, I would also imagine that would happen in your case, but that would stop after a while. You would learn to maybe not say some of the things that you are notorious for saying. ;-).
Well, it was just a thought, maybe keep it in the back of your mind, you never know, you may change your mind.
If you do, I will wish you good luck, and a safe journey through your military experience, I always wish the best for our soldiers, and you would be no different.
Just remember to keep your mouth from getting ahead of your thoughts, and you'll be okay.