I have JUST read this for the 3rd time and I still laugh........at a SAFE distance. I have printed it and plan to share.........names blacked out to protect, well, everyone. ALL men should read this.
OK, MY comments........
A) dummy......you KNOW better
B) dummy......run
C) dummy......run
D) I LOVE you, and have my calender marked (re.Terri)
E) Terri is NOW known as "Spitfire" officially
F) You have the patience JOB, and I am only AMONG those who love you here....and feel your pain. Good freekin' luck NEXT month.
Satan no longer scares ME, either but now we know where she lives.