From All Angles

[djr63]

oh oh oh...speaking of 'that'...let me tell you...the night we got to Puerto Rico we went out and did all our shopping and whatever and then we were going to go to dinner.

So we got back...showered and got dressed and I had taken a picture of Terri and I with my cell phone and I was trying to send it to my friend Michele on her cell phone. So Terri is on the balcony talking to one of the girls and I'm sitting there scrolling on my phone trying to find Micheles entry and Terri hangs up and storms in the cabin and says...WTF are you doing now?

So I looked up (like an asshole...I should have just run!) and said what the hell are you talking about? and that was the end of anything that made any sense at all for the next half an hour!

She started screaming at me that everyone is always waiting for me to be ready (I was actually waiting for her to get off the phone) and she's sick of it and sick of me and she hates me and wishes she had never come on this cruise and on and on she went until I finally said 'have you been taking your menopause meds?' (again like as asshole...I should have just run!)

Well I tell you...Satan doesn't scare me now!! She twisted her head around and started talking in that low slow scary way that strikes fear in the hearts of men (and us dykes) everywhere and told me she had only been taking it ONCE a day for a few weeks but NOW she was not going to take it at ALL so she could flip out and kill me and be rid of me!!!

She stormed out of the cabin and left be standing there looking like an idiot...came back in 20 minutes and asked me if I was ready for dinner.

I tell you Mark..cherish the fact that she's only asking you for tea.