Almost heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
But the Fentanyl will knock you to your knees
Folks there love themselves that feller Trump
Can't hep themselves, dumber than a stump
I hear his voice in his mornin' shit rants, he calls me
No peace to even take a quiet pee
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin', nah ain't gonna stay.