lol, sorry. I will stop. There is an unnamed person plying me with alcohol and telling me that my life could change if I gave it all to her... I'm fairly goosed for the first time in awhile.
Well- that's not exactly why I can't open them. I have a very small frame and my hands are small (ring size 4) so I can only open small jars no matter what pressure I use. I also can't throw a softball or a football, but I'm deadly with a baseball.
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