I want to start a pennystock picking service, where each morning, I have a cute little puppy placed on a floor with boxes (picture a big chess board).
In each box, a stock symbol of a low-float pennystock is written.
In whichever box the cute puppy takes a dump, THAT is the pick of the day lol.
Most/All penny stocks are turds anyway, so it would be appropriate. If there was a big enough following, that little puppy's doodoo could move a stock 500%