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ottoman

09/26/21 9:10 AM

#191414 RE: bar1080 #191395

I want to start a pennystock picking service, where each morning, I have a cute little puppy placed on a floor with boxes (picture a big chess board).

In each box, a stock symbol of a low-float pennystock is written.

In whichever box the cute puppy takes a dump, THAT is the pick of the day lol.

Most/All penny stocks are turds anyway, so it would be appropriate. If there was a big enough following, that little puppy's doodoo could move a stock 500%


BullNBear52

09/26/21 11:19 AM

#191422 RE: bar1080 #191395

Considering the state of your phantom crypto portfolio I'd suggest you buy a hamster.

I found the article quite humorous.