Best. Sell a course to train newbies in your puppy pick "system." Be sure not to charge too little. A $2,000 price tag will assure the marks your system works. And it will work, says Forbes!
"Amazingly, on average, 98 of the 100 monkey portfolios beat the 1,000 stock capitalization weighted stock universe each year." Equal weighting almost always wins, at least in rising markets.