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Wednesday, 06/27/2012 8:21:30 PM

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 8:21:30 PM

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Jill, ever the gracious hostess, was serving drinks at one of her parties over the Holidays. A friend of hers brought his brother who had just been ordained a Priest. She offered the friend a drink from the tray and said, "I'm sorry Father, I'll go right back to the kitchen and bring you a coke."

The Priest smiled and said "No need to. I may have alcohol. Priests abstain from sex, not the grape."

"Oh!" said Jill blushing, "So that's it. I knew there was something that I wasn't supposed to offer you."

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