Wife 1.0
To Technical Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began
unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this
phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker night 10.3, Boys Night Out 2.5 and Sa****ay Football 5.0 or Golf 4.0 no
longer run; crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about
going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me,
please!!! Otherwise, I'm stuck..
Thanks, Stuck
Dear Stuck:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary
misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is
merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and
designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend
7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from
the system once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife1.0 is not designed to
do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than
the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony /Child Support."
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I
might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). YOU
must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause.
The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.exe. In any case avoid
excessive use of the "Esc" key because ultimately you will have to run the
APOLOGIZE.foreverything.exe command before the operating system will return to normal. Note:
In some rare (but becoming more common) cases you will need to run the APOLOGIZE.foreverything.exe
command routinely - the time frame between commands is approximately 28 days. The system will run smooth as long
as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great system but very high maintenance.
Consider buying addition software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. We recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short
Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and will DEFINITELY cause software
conflicts, possibly also hardware conflicts which will cause irreversible damage to the operating
system.
Best of luck.
Tech Support
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