Computer Women
SERVER woman:
She's always busy when you need her.
WINDOWS woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right,
but none can live without her.
POWERPOINT woman:
Only Bill Gates has the will to use her more
than half an hour.
EXCEL woman:
They say she can do a lot of things, but you
mostly use her for your four basic needs.
WORD woman:
She always has a surprise reserved for you,
but no one in the world is able to fully
understand her.
DOS woman:
Everyone has had her at least once, but no one
wants her anymore.
BACKUP woman:
You have always believed that she has every-
thing you need, but when "X-hour" comes, you
find out that she has missed something.
VIRUS woman:
Also known as "wife"; when you are not expect-
ing her to, she comes, installs herself and
uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, but
if you don't try to uninstall her you will
lose everything.
SCANDISK woman:
You know that she is good and that she only
wants to help you, but you never know what
she is really doing that for.
SCREENSAVER woman:
She is not worth anything, but at least she's
fun!
RAM woman:
She forgets everything you say when you
disconnect her.
HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything.... FOREVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
MICROSOFT woman:
She wants to have domination over all the men
she meets, and she tries to convince them that
this is the best thing for them. She will do
the best she can to make you fight against
other women, and she promises you that you
will have everything you want if you will give
her your address book. Before you figure it
out, she will be the only one in your life...
it will even come to the day when you will
need her permission to open your refrigerator
or start your car.
PASSWORD woman:
You think you're the only one who knows her,
but in reality all the world does....
MP3 woman:
Everybody wants to take her...
USER woman:
She fucks up everything she does, and she
always asks for more than she needs.
CPU woman:
From outside, she looks like she has every-
thing, but on the inside she is empty...
MONITOR woman:
She makes life look better and brighter.
CD-ROM woman:
She's always going faster and faster.
DATAWAREHOUSING woman:
She keeps you informed of everything, except
what you really want to know.
E-MAIL woman:
Out of every ten things she says, eight are
bullshit.
#board-2412
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle
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