A.I.M. Users Bulletin Board

[Conrad]

I know you are too fuzzy!

I am a nit picker!

I recently saw a girl I liked with several holes in her jeans and I said: "Your jeans have a hole bunch of flaws!" and she said: "Are you crazy? They are attributes! . . . I had to pay $ 20 extra for them! You could at least SAY they are nice!"

I said "Are you crazy? I could have made these attributes in your pants for a $5 martini, and they would have been nicer than they are now! Your jeans are bloody ruined, they would have had a greater functionality without these holes!"

"Hold it Buster, I don't want your stupid advice about my pants. . .but. . . I like an honest man. . .they are rare these days. . .how about that martini? My treat".

"I like you attributes, but I still don't like your pants, but what the hell, nobody is perfect. You can get rid of these pants as soon as you get sick and tired of them. . . .Let's get the martini!"

My glass is full!