Any Good Jokes?

[AKvetch]

Ukie,

Reminds me of a charity raffle; you know, like where an old classic car is the prize? We used to have one. 100 $100 tickets for a "$20,000" (old) MG which was donated (by an MG repair shop, naturally). Supposedly one would write off the tickets as a donation, and the doner of the car would write off its supposed valuation. Funny thing though--I never did see anyone ever drive the car off <g>.

Hmmm, wonder if the car didn't run, and the winner got his money back. Mumm's the word. <g> AK