> A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old
> farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
> The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad
> news, the donkey died."
>
> Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
>
> The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
>
> Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
>
> The farmer asked, "What ya goanna do with him?"
>
> Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
>
> Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
>
> Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."
>
> A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with
> that dead donkey?"
>
> Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and
> made
> a profit of $898.00."
>
> Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
>
> Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
>
> Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron.
