Any Good Jokes?

[Bird of Prey]

Golf joke


Joe left the house early Sunday morning for his usual golf outing with his best friend Ed. He kissed his wife Susie telling her he'd return that afternoon.
Afternoon soon turned to evening and still Joe hadn't come home. Finally, well into the night and just as Susie picked up the phone to call the police... Joe dragged himself in, looking much the worse for wear.
Susie exclaimed, "Are you alright?" "Did something happen?" "Why were you gone so long?"
"Yes, I'm fine." said Joe... "I'm sorry I'm back so late. Everything was going fine, then Ed had a heart attack on the third hole. After that, it was take a shot, drag Ed, take a shot, drag Ed...