hehe.. good one!!!
here's one......
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an
old rancher.
He tells the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for
illegally grown drugs."
The old rancher says, "Okay, but do not go in that field
over there," as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes, saying, "Mister, I have
the authority of the federal government with me." Reaching
into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly
displays it to the farmer. "See this badge? This badge means
I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land. No
questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?
Do you understand?"
The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about
his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and
sees the DEA officer running for his life, chased close
behind by the rancher's prize bull. With every step, the
bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely
that he'll get "horned" before he reaches safety. The
officer is clearly terrified.
The old rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence,
and yells at the top of his lungs, "Your badge! Show him
your badge!"
