That's very funny. Thanks. You've probably heard this one.
A bank robber goes into a New York branch of JPM. He pulls out his gun and says to the bank officer: "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!" The JPM officer says: "We don't have any money, ALL WE HAVE ARE TARP FUNDS." The robber thinks for a moment and then says: "OK, THEN GIVE ME ALL MY MONEY!"
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