Rants and Raves

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A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and
boomed, "Howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N.
Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm
white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes,
and I hate the Irish."

Well, she didn't know what else to do, so she took his
ticket and showed him onto the plane. He sat down in his
seat, and turned to the fellow next to him, "Howdy, suh.
My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N.

Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm
white from th' top of mah head to th' tip of mah toes,
and I hate the Irish."

The little fellow turned to him, "Well now, how d'ye do.
My name is Patrick Michael O'Donnell. I'm from Dublin,
Ireland. I'm 5-foot 6-inches tall, and I'm white from
the top o' me head to the tip o' me toes, except for
me rectum, which is brown. Spelled B-R-O-W-N."