Rants and Raves

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This young couple have been trying to have a baby.

After six months they complain to the doctor that they
just aren't having any luck.

"What position are you in when you ejaculate?" the
physician asks Frank, the husband.

"What's 'ejaculate'?" asks Frank.

"Well, uh, that's when you climax and semen is emitted,"
explained the doctor patiently.

The young man looks puzzled for a few moments then asks,
"Do you mean the gooey white stuff? Well, my little
honey says it's icky... so I shoot it into the pillow."