Sorry,
That kind of comment only works with JXM. Besides, I should let her take you. She'd certainly teach you a few things. And your alleged "unbeaten" status would be history.
Hmmm, I wonder if JXM will take offense that family was brought into an argument by one of his "friends". Nah, he'll only get offended if you mention *his* family, everyone else is fair game.
OMT, you might want to check the status of you gluteus maximus, you appear to have suffered a permanent reduction due to overuse of LMAO.
The Bird of Prey