Rants and Raves

[teapeebubbles]

When the gynecologist confirmed her suspicion that she
was pregnant, Ann got a little scared. "It will be my
first baby," she confessed with a blush, "and I do not
actually know the first thing about how babies are
delivered."

"Do not worry about a thing," reassured the doctor.
"It is really not all that different from how the baby
got started in the first place."

Startled, Ann exclaimed, "You mean, five tequila
shooters and then a ride in Charlie's truck?"