> >
> > STRESSED DRIVER
> >
> > A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
> > Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the
> > right
> > thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the
> > red light by accelerating through the intersection.
> > The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in
> > frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
> > dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she
> > heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very
> > serious
> > police officer.
> > The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her
> > to
> > the police station where she was searched, finger printed,
> > photographed,
> > and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman
> > approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the
> > booking desk where the arresting
> > officer was waiting with her personal effects.
> >
> > He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
> > your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in
> > front
> > of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would
> > Jesus
> > Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the
> > 'Follow
> > Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian
> > fish
> > emblem on the trunk.'
> >
> > 'Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car.'
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*Disclamier* JMODYODD & IORock&Roll. :-)
