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[Bird of Prey]

The Disappearance


Mr. Rhee worked all of his life as an editor for Life Magazine. He never missed a day of work nor did he take vacations. One morning he failed to show up at his usual time. At first his fellow employees thought he might have finally taken a well deserved day off. When he did not show up for the next several days they still though he might be on his first vacation. After two full weeks had passed they began to worry. Upper management was contacted and it was decided that something must be done. The local autorities were called in and a missing persons alert was issued. After a few months of no leads though, the authorites moved on to other cases. The magazine was still concerned about the whereabouts of it's valuable employee and so a Private Investigator was hired. The PI was a young fellow that soon found himself completely immersed in the search for the missing man. Eventually the search became his career. Finally after more than 20 years he decided to give up and told the magazine that he was unable to locate their missing man. Since he had never taken a vacation himself and had saved a substantial sum, he decided that he would take a trip around the world to put this case behind him. He planned to return refreshed and begin his practice again.
At first his trip was working wonders, But at a stop in Switzerland he though he spotted the man he had been looking for all these years. Unable to shake the feeling he continued to follow the individual he had spotted. After a short while the man took a seat at a nearby cafe. Upon observing the man for a short while the PI came to the conclusion that this must be the man he had searched for all these years. Suddenly overcome with excitement and joy he rushed up to the gentleman and shouted,

"Ah! Sweet Mr. Rhee of Life! At last I've found you!



The Bird of Prey