My Father Is A...
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up- fireman,
policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, David was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in
a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they
put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go home
with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is
that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "he works for the Bush administration, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle