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Re: Churak post# 19

Monday, 08/06/2007 4:01:55 AM

Monday, August 06, 2007 4:01:55 AM

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ok..this is bad...

This couple had been married for 48 years.
They went to the doctor together but had separate appointments.
The doctor while in with the husband said well I have good news
and bad news....

Dr. said, you're doing great and look to be in fine shape..
but your wife either has Alzheimer's or AIDS....

The husband said....well doctor, there's a pretty big
difference there..what do I do?
We can't afford any expensive testing.

The doctor said,
Take her out for a drive in the country and leave her there.
If she finds her way back home.....don't have sex with her!

My opinion is just that, my opinion.
So make no investment decisions based on my opinion.

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