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Last Post: 9/22/2017 11:39:54 AM - Followers: 46 - Board type: Premium - Posts Today: 0

This is where folks come to swap stories, real or flat out lies about those things in life which make us happy.
Some might call it a Liar's Bench, but we should pride ourselves as being above lying and eloquently share our fun, bizarre, wild, wierd tales that defy logic.

Here's a subject list for starters:
Hunting, Fishing, Farting, Telling Crass Jokes, Turning wrenches on your truck or hotrod,
Building anything that you can drive, ride, sit in, shoot, or annoy the jerk next door, like adding so much power that your drivelines exploded.
Yours or a friend's worst drunk, wreck, accident or time you or someone you know made a complete fool of themselves... Sports bloopers you saw or were a part of.

NO Namby Pamby touchie feel crap is allowed!
No talking about computers or cell phones unless there was a pool of blood and you had to Rambo stitch yourself up..
No talking about changing diapers unless you left the diaper on the exhaust manifold of your neighbor's car who's always calling the cops.

Basic Rules for posting.
We're rated R, therefore ...No pornography... Unacceptable Profanity: the C-words.
ALL pic links posted MUST apply to the story at hand or the Pic be worth 1000 words.

[b]Absolutely NO talking about stocks in any part of any post.[/b]

Acceptable Profanity: Ass, Shit, Damn, Friggin, Bitch, Bastard, etc... Some abbreviations: SOB, POS, WTF, RTFLMAO etc... Farscape & Battlestar Galactica profanity allowed.
Use common sense and the same goes for jokes told.
I hate having to remove a great post because it goes too far. It's ok to make a preacher blush, but not faint.

We are not here to compete with the Guy's Room or any other board.
This is like when men are out on a hunting or fishing trip, sitting around a fire and the story swapping gets competitive and you sometimes hear things so outrageous you fall over laughing or you go home and buy that new programmer for your truck so it too will have MORE POWER.

I'm open to suggestions for IBox graphics...PM me the links when you have a good one...We're a work in progress.....Have fun!

#1790   ***THEATER SEATS FOR SENIORS Past and present 09/22/17 11:39:54 AM
#1789   ***Fish Hooks... Past and present 08/27/17 09:15:44 AM
#1788   *** GOLFING & AFTERWARDS Past and present 08/27/17 09:00:39 AM
#1787   ***Range Balls.. Past and present 08/27/17 08:57:00 AM
#1786   *******Wonders of nature in Texas.. Past and present 08/24/17 08:45:33 AM
#1785   There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist HoosierHoagie 08/07/17 10:48:18 AM
#1784   *** A Sunday Morning Mass Story. Past and present 03/14/17 09:01:07 AM
#1783   ***A young man was showing off his new Past and present 03/14/17 08:58:29 AM
#1782   ***The Will.. Past and present 02/06/17 12:21:10 PM
#1781   ***FIVE UNDENIABLE FACTS.. :+O Past and present 09/21/16 10:35:56 AM
#1780   ***A husband walked into Victoria 's Secret to Past and present 04/17/16 12:34:44 PM
#1779   ***Becareful Out There.. It's Hunting Season.. Past and present 11/25/15 02:41:39 PM
#1778   ***Time to Take a Trip to Florida Keys.. Past and present 09/18/15 04:39:10 PM
#1777   wood fire, bonfire, toasting hot dogs ????? mick 09/02/15 05:14:24 PM
#1776   thank you for invite, mick 09/02/15 05:13:26 PM
#1775   ***Planning for the Future... :+O Past and present 07/06/15 12:36:17 PM
#1774   ***Sniffer ....A man had just Boarded and settled into Past and present 04/27/15 05:22:39 PM
#1773   **Night on the Town.. Past and present 04/10/15 09:23:58 AM
#1772   ***....Just a Thought.. Past and present 04/06/15 09:36:56 AM
#1771   **The Business Deal.. Past and present 03/28/15 05:23:42 PM
#1770   ***We're moving to Nevada! Past and present 03/25/15 08:09:00 PM
#1769   **REPLACEMENT WINDOWS** Past and present 06/19/14 08:42:11 PM
#1768   **How I lost my teeth** Past and present 06/17/14 08:35:40 PM
#1767   ***SHOEBOX*** ...A man and woman had been married for Past and present 06/04/14 09:37:45 AM
#1766   ***SHOEBOX** ...A man and woman had been married for Past and present 06/04/14 09:37:45 AM
#1765   At breakfast, the husband says to his wife Past and present 05/19/14 05:45:37 AM
#1764   **Wonderful story** Past and present 05/09/14 08:54:31 AM
#1763   **Had to happen** Past and present 05/09/14 08:49:23 AM
#1762   **Grandma's Home Remedies** Past and present 05/05/14 09:13:17 AM
#1761   **Quiet Romantic Dinner** Past and present 05/05/14 09:00:35 AM
#1760   **Voted Best Joke in Ireland**(I Know, I Past and present 04/21/14 01:18:59 PM
#1759   ***Embarrassment at Starbucks... Past and present 04/17/14 09:49:11 AM
#1758   **Husband Down Aisle 5** (A little Old) Past and present 04/17/14 09:10:57 AM
#1757   Morris , an 82 year-old man, Past and present 04/17/14 08:57:34 AM
#1756   ***Emergency Surgery*** Past and present 04/08/14 09:14:22 AM
#1755   " LOL " .. !!! . always liked SkeBallLarry 03/12/14 09:17:00 AM
#1754   **Have you ever worked for a boss Past and present 03/12/14 09:07:37 AM
#1753   **One Problem with Technology........ Past and present 03/12/14 08:58:40 AM
#1752   ***A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION*** Past and present 02/28/14 12:51:02 PM
#1751   Love the USA? Trinityz1 02/22/14 12:52:17 AM
#1750   ***Ultimate SUPER BOWL Story*** Past and present 02/15/14 07:51:42 AM
#1749   **The question... Past and present 02/12/14 03:15:55 PM
#1748   **SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Past and present 02/09/14 10:13:28 AM
#1745   ***What deep thinkers men are***... Past and present 01/28/14 11:02:07 AM
#1744   ***The Good The bad and The Ugly Past and present 01/16/14 10:46:21 AM
#1743   ***The Good The bad and The Ugly Past and present 01/16/14 10:45:38 AM
#1742   ONE More Thing...If you have time.. Past and present 01/15/14 10:09:13 AM
#1741   **Flight Announcement** Past and present 01/11/14 09:25:12 AM
#1740   Moments with wildlife Doubloon 01/10/14 10:14:09 AM
#1739   WoW! That is Cold...! Past and present 01/08/14 09:22:55 AM