The Princess's Problem
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> > > > Once upon a time there lived a king.
> > > > The king had a beautiful daughter,
> > > > the princess.
> > > >
> > > > But there was a problem.
> > > > Everything the princess touched would melt.
> > > > No matter what;
> > > > metal,
> > > > wood,
> > > > stone,
> > > > anything she touched would melt.
> > > > Because of this, men were afraid of her.
> > > > Nobody would dare marry her.
> > > > The king despaired.
> > > > What could he do to help his daughter?
> > > > He consulted his wizards and magicians.
> > > > One wizard told the king,
> > > > "If your daughter touches one thing
> > > > that does not melt in her hands,
> > > > she will be cured."
> > > >
> > > > The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
> > > >
> > > > The next day,
> > > > he held a competition.
> > > > Any man that could bring his daughter an
> > > > object that would not melt would marry her
> > > > and inherit the king's wealth.
> > > > Three young princes took up the challenge.
> > > >
> > > > The first prince brought a sword of the finest steel.
> > > >
> > > > But alas,
> > > > once the princess touched it,
> > > > it melted.
> > > > The prince went away sadly.
> > > >
> > > > ..........................................
> > > >
> > > > The second prince brought diamonds.
> > > >
> > > > He thought diamonds are the hardest substance
> > > > in the world and would not melt.
> > > > But alas,
> > > > once the princess touched them,
> > > > they melted.
> > > > He too was sent away disappointed.
> > > >
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> > > >
> > > > The third prince approached.
> > > > He told the princess,
> > > > "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what
> > > > is in there."
> > > > The princess did as she was told,
> > > > though she turned red.
> > > >
> > > > She felt something hard.
> > > > She held it in her hand.
> > > >
> > > > And it did not melt!!!
> > > >
> > > > The king was overjoyed.
> > > >
> > > > Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed.
> > > > And the third prince married the princess
> > > > and they both lived happily ever after.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Question:
> > > >
> > > > What was in the prince's pants?
> > > >
> > > > (Scroll down for the answer)
> > > >
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> > > >
> > > > M&M's of course.
> > > > They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
> > > > What were you thinking you pervert?
