Any Good Jokes?

[getmoreshares]

good ones
liked this one especially:
After prepping for the pre-employment drug test
the woman hands me the sample jar and points to the bathroom with final instructions
no flushing , no running water, etc....
So I mustered up a sincere puzzled face and asked " where are the magazines? "
Her blank stare told me it went right over her head, the Doctor on the other side of room, however ....lost it.