Ah, the great Dorothy Parker. Others:
When told Calvin Coolidge had died, she said "how can they tell?"
"this book should not be tossed aside lightly; it should be thrown with great force."
“Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
“You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”
It's nice to have a lot of horsepower in the engine room but you need some in the wheelhouse too.