Any Good Jokes?

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At the very end of his shift, a trooper on lookout for speeders has one go by so fast he just has to pull him over. When he gets to the driver he says "it's the end of my shift, if you tell me something I haven't heard before I'll let you off with a warning." The motorist says "officer, two weeks ago my wife ran off with a state trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a nice day sir," says the trooper