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True Story.

I was curious about the cost of cremation, with no services. I called the local funeral home>

"Hello, this the "We'll Be The Last To Let You Down" funeral home.. How may I help you?

" I'd like to ask some questions about cremation"

"Certainly, I'll be glad to help. What are your questions?"

"Well, first of all, does it hurt?"

Crickets

I then got into my question about cost.

I learned a valuable lesson from him. Do not go to funeral homes for cremation. Go directly to a crematorium. The crematorium's price is about 3 times less.

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