Rants and Raves

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Not satisfied with the results he got from his family
doctor, a balding man sought out an alternative treatment
for his hair loss. A friend referred him to a scientist
who had been testing a chemical that showed great promise.

Within a week after taking the recommended dosage, a
heavy growth of hair appeared on the bald man's scalp.
He was very happy at first, but soon became alarmed when
hair began to grow uncontrollably all over his body.

After two weeks, he returned to see the scientist. "What
the hell did you give me?" he demanded. "It was DNA from
a Woolly Mammoth."

"Aha!" exclaimed the man. "That would explain the size
of my balls!"