Subject: MISS BEATRICE!!
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>> Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and
>>had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and
>>kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and
>>she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to
>>have a seat while she prepared tea.
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>> As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
>>noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled
>>with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When
>>she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.
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>> The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of
>>water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him
>>and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder
>>if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
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>> "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking
>>through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package
>>on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep
>>it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know
>>I haven't had the flu all winter."
