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back2basics Member Level  Sunday, 11/15/20 10:53:58 PM
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The way this election is progressing reminds me of the movie "Downhill Racer;

The lead character is played by Robert Redford. The scene is the finals for the downhill racing championship. In my version, the Redford character is played Biden. Biden's opponent is played by Trump.

Biden has just set a record for the course, by a good margin. Only one racer remains, Donald Trump.

As Biden finishes his record breaking run, he is mobbed by spectators and the Press. Meanwhile the scoreboard is tracking Trump's run and comparing his time against Biden's.

A reporter looks away from Biden and looks at the score board. He calls attention to it. People begin to move away from Biden, toward the finish line.

Trump comes into view and is improving on Biden's time! He is in his tuck and is picking up speed!

Trump crosses the finish line 2.13 seconds ahead of Biden's time! The crowd goes wild!


Viva Trump~~~ Viva Trump!!

Biden is left all alone except for Kamala, who has been standing beside him, since he crossed the finish line. She walks over to a reporter and asks:

"Do you know if Willie Brown is here??

THE END

B2B



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