Any Good Jokes?

[back2basics]

The Lone Ranger leave the camp fire, goes behind a bush and drops his pants.

A rattlesnake bites his hangy down thing.

"Tonto! A snake just bit my thingy. Ride in to town and bring the doctor"

"Yes Kimosabe"

" Doctor m friend was bit by a rattle snake. You , must come with me"

" I can't, Tonto. I'm getting ready to start a surgery. Go back to your friend and suck out the poison. If you don't he will die>"

"Tonto! Where's the Doctor"

"Him to busy to come"

"Well what did he say?"

"Kimosabe. Him say you gonna die".

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