DD Support Board and Research Team

[Triple9]

Whoa whoa whoa, Home Keys, flag on the play, yellow card, pick your favorite sports metaphor!

I haven't been to Japan in many years, but you are telling me if I hop on a plane and go to any city in Japan I will not find an endless wall of vending machines at the entrance and exit of any public transportation system? Are you telling me if I go to Roppongi I will not see those stores that are full of vending machines?

Did they suddenly ban the Japanese version of Gatorade, with that delicious sounding name of "Pocari Sweat" that I saw in vending machines on nearly every street corner? Gone are the 50 varieties of canned iced coffee?

Who has stolen the coveted title of "Highest per capita of Vending Machines" from Japan?!?

And furthermore I'm going to have to present you with a red card and eject you from the game for saying you'd never survive in Japan without Lawsons.

Japan has the best food in the world! It's literally the only country I've ever been to where I didn't get food poisoning.