OT:..Joke between two physicians & a malpractice attorney. (I heard this from a physician today)
Two physicians boarded a flight to a medical meeting. One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. A gentleman they did not know took the aisle seat.
It turned out that he was headed to medical malpractice lawyers convention in the same city.
As the flight wore on the attorney asked if they minded if he took off his shoes to stretch a bit.
Then the physician in the window seat said to his colleague," I think I'll get a coke ."
"It's easier if I get it for you" said the attorney in the aisle seat and he got up and went back to the galley.
While he was gone, one of the physicians picked up the attorney's shoe and spat in it.
When the attorney returned with the coke, the other physician said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."
Again, the attorney obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone the other physician picked up the other shoe and spat in it.
The attorney returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the attorney slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"
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