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Sally Mullihan of Coral Springs, Florida decided to take one of the jobs that most Americans are not willing to do.


The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher.


The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"


"Well, as a matter of fact, I have! I've been divorced twice, owned 2 Chrysler's and voted twice for Obama."

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