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3 Kids Fishing
Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland '
Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane.
The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes.
Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!'
The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!'
Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like you're handicapped.'
The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!'
LOL....Are you
a moron? Cheating is proven not to a liberal or conservative trait.
Els, Goosen, Kim, Appleby, Scott (274)
Thanks,
Joe
Looks like the Angels got
the jitters today.
He visited two military
hospitals in Baghdad....did Factcheck.org mention that?
That's absolutely hilarious!
Sad but funny.
I posted to soon without the offical results....
Congrats SSKILLZ1, excellent tournament.
You're welcome. Nice sweep of the A's helps out also.
dropdeadfred, dc_350
Thank you very much for running the majors. Your time and patience with all of us is greatly appreciated.
Flatsixer, your prize contributions add the perfect incentive for us to do well. Thank you, Sir.
Excellent pickin mnfats! And finally, congrats to all of those who finished in the Top 6.
Best,
Joe
How about them Angels!
Best record in baseball.....Smoke and Mirrors? Great pitching, just so-so hitting.
Gotta love em.
Frankie #40
Are you kidding....
Bush spoke and oil dropped? lol
Bernanke spoke and oil started down well before Doofy even got out of bed.
Wingers will look for anything.
May I change Harrington to Campbell
This would be my picks......
Ogilvy, Rose, Campbell, Westwood, Goosen - 269
Thanks
Ogilvy, Rose, Harrington, Westwood, Goosen - 269
lol....never
heard of lightning?
Army Corp of Engineers are GOD?
First things first......
Drown New Orleans and the Midwest.
From the joke board....
A Moslem dies and arrives in Heaven -
He is very excited as, all his life, he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
"Are you Mohammed?" he asks
"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up" and he points him to a ladder that rises into the clouds
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbed the ladder in great strides. He meets another bearded man. Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Jesus. Mohammed is higher up still"
Mohammed higher than Jesus! The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher. Once again, he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still"
Exhausted but with heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he meets a man with a beard. "Are you Mohammed?" he gasps, as he is by now totally out of breath from all his climbing.
"No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a Coffee?"
"Yes please, my Lord"
God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: "Mohammed, two coffees please
We go to the bottom of the 8th.
I've been reading through the thread and have to agree with your conclusion......he really does stink but we have so little to choose from this go round.
Things most likely won't get better with either choice this election.
perk,
Ring any bells?
"Mission Accomplished"....."Dead or Alive"
rbl,
LOL, if you believe that then you must also believe the United States goes to war for nothing.
We did go to war for nothing. You don't seem to get that.
No problem. It was fun.
Flatsixer,
Thank you very much for your generosity.
Congrats creekjumper
Nice pickin.
Johnny Miller has always thought that he didn't get the recognition that he deserved.
Rarely does he praise any golfer and when he does it's usually attached to comparision of one of his experience's.
The Republicans constantly bitch that gay marriage would be a threat to “traditional marriage”, but divorce and adultery are obviously REAL threats to marriage. So, if you’re going to ban threats to marriage, divorce should be at the very top of the list, way ahead of same-sex unions or gay marriage.
Would wingers agree to stop anyone from running for office if they've either divorced or committed adultry?
Susie,
This isn't the book you're looking for, but.....
The Match by Mark Frost is excellent.
Harvey Penick?
Woods, Weir, Furyk, Goosen, Weekley - 272
Just think.....that Tigers
potent lineup that everyone spoke of prior to the season just got shutout for the ninth time.
The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
The man reaches into the bag, pulls out a little
man, about 10' high, and sets him on the counter. He
reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small
piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches
into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano
bench, which he places in front of the piano.
The little man sits down at the piano, and starts
playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!
'Where on earth did you get that?', says the
bartender.
The man responds by reaching into the paper bag.
This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to
the bartender and says: 'Here. Rub it.'
So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a
beautiful genie is standing
before him.
'I will grant you one wish... just one wish... each
person is only allowed one!'
The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating
he says, 'I want a million bucks!'
A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It
is soon followed by another duck, then another.
Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks
and they keep coming!
The bartender turns to the man and says, 'Y'know, I
think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a
million bucks, not a million ducks.'
'No kidding!!', says the man, 'Do you really think I
asked for a 10 inch pianist?!'
Please, don't feel sorry for me. McClellan confirms everything. LOL
Don't tell me....he's a disgruntled employee, right?
LOL....I have yet to hear Olberman state
anything untrue. Does that frustrate you?
With all of the injuries that
Ken Griffey Jr has suffered he would obviously have eclipsed 3000 hits by now.
Sure would like to see him play a couple more years and reach it. Having four or five partial seasons of 100 games played or less and he still has great career numbers. Could have been in future talks of the all-time greats had be been healthy throughout.
In 1994 he had 40 hrs on 8/11 and an injury stopped what may have been a run at 60.
PWE
Ed Zachary...way too funny.
Looking forward to the Angel/A's game tonight....
Angels have a good young pitcher making his big league debut.
Nicholas James Adenhart, he should be a good one. I hope he's a good one, with Lackey & Escobar out we need all the help we can get.
Tavy,
Very nice pickin'.
Trevor's in
good shape after 17. Nice par.
Trevor is
fortunate that Sunday isn't 20 holes. He starting to destruct.