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Terrorism 101 -- Be Prepared!
(a parody of the goverment's terrorism-preparedness campaign)
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/terrorism101.htm
Funny (but disturbing) cartoon--Christmas Pageant Mayhem!
Watch as the cute, cuddly little creatures get disemboweled, dismembered, and defaced (you'll see) as they try to put on a simple Christmas play. Not for the squeamish; contains graphic comic violence.
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/happytree-holiday.htm
2,000+ Deaths --- Worth the Cost???
I'm getting a little tired (okay, I actually got tired a long time ago) of people making such a huge deal over the US death toll reaching the 2,000 mark. All around, we're hearing, "It's not worth the cost! It's not worth the cost!"
Well, frankly, I think freedom IS worth the cost. And I think it demeans the sacrifices of our troops to suggest otherwise.
To that end, I think it would be neat to start a campaign showing some of the benefits to the war in Iraq. I'm including a "starter" image to get things rolling...
http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/443/worththecost028ju.jpg
Funny Photos: World's Worst Women Drivers
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/womendrivers.htm
OT: A Game of Wizardry -- Maganic Wars!
Here's a fun little turn-based game where you pit your wizardry skills against an evil opponent. Be sure to choose your spell cards carefully so you can advance. I've made it up to level 5... how high can you reach?
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/maganicwars.htm
Hmmm... That sounds familiar.
For what it's worth, if they pull a GAAY/QBID move again --- that's technically not a reverse split.
History, folks. Be aware of it. Temper the optimism with caution.
A joke and a funny link: The New Pope...
First, the link: Animated Cartoon -- 3 Parrots
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/3parrots.htm
Now for the joke:
Hans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a
young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army
during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft
was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm. Captain Grapje spent
the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers,
both Allied and enemy.
After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa,
piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across
the continent. In 1997, Father Grapje was serving in Zimbabwe when an
explosion in a silver mine caused a cave-in. Archbishop Grapje went
down into the mine to administer last rights to those too severely
injured to move. Another shaft collapsed, and he was buried for three
days, suffering multiple injuries, including the loss of his right
eye. The high silver content in the mine's air gave him purpura, a
life-long condition characterized by purplish skin blotches.
Although Cardinal Grapje devoted his life to the service of God as a
scholar, mentor and holy man, church leaders agree: he will never
become Pope.
No one wants a one-eyed, one-armed, flying purple Papal leader.
Another Priceless Photo: Hair Surprise!
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/pricelesshair.htm
Amusing -- poke Pop-n-Fresh to make him fart!
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/poopnfresh.htm
Cartoon: An Easter Bunny Tragedy!
http://gigglesnorts.com/funstuff/easter_bunnies.htm
Game: Defend Your Castle From Demonic Stick-Men
Here's a new version of the old "Defend Your Castle."
This one's called Demonic Defense. In it, you defend your castle
against the same stick-figure creatures... but this time, they're
more powerful -- with catapults, tanks, jet-fighters, and more!
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/castledefense.htm
A link and a BAD joke. First, the link:
Does this dog think it's a duck??? (cute, funny photo)
http://www.plainjanegames.com/funstuff/dogmother.htm
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Now for the joke:
First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"
Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"
First soldier: "Why ever not?"
Second soldier: "Because I could be court-martialed if I help another soldier to dessert!"
Funny Photo: Nose Picker!
Michael Jackson Prepares for Trial
His new nickname: Mister Perpetrato-Head
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/mjtrial.htm
The BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER!
(Okay, it's really kinda dumb... but it made me laugh.)
http://www.plainjanegames.com/funstuff/bestblondejoke.htm
Link: Guess the cup size! (It's amazing what they can do with bras these days!)
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/cupsize.htm
(mostly safe for work)
I'm really sorry to see that things appear to be slipping a little. I had really hoped that the stock would go up, even though I'm not in it anymore. Maybe it'll rebound.
Good luck.
Disturbing Photos: Snake Snack!
These photos reportedly come from the Amazon, where an oil rig worker learned a hard lesson about sleeping on the job!
(Note: These really are kinda disturbing... but funny in a morbid sorta way.)
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/snakesnack.htm
Funny Photo: Hilarious Balloons!!!
What happens when you tie three "missile-shaped" balloons to your truck and drive down the Interstate?
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/missiletruck.htm
Just be careful... you all know the history on this.
Congrats to all who profited from QBID. Good job.
Funny Pics -- why conservatives outlive liberals...
(Or at least that's what the headline OUGHT to be!)
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/womenlivelonger2.htm
Funny Photos: Why Women Live Longer Than Men....
I got a big chuckle out of this -- mainly because I've been guilty of doing stuff this stupid before.
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/womenlivelonger2.htm
The game so far (predicting RS/date/symbol)
ferrgus -- 1000:1, announced March 3, GAAY
jcradio -- 1500:1, mid-April, LIAR
dkgross -- 2000:1, no date, SUKR
Okay, I'll change your entry.
jcradio, so is that your guess for the new trading symbol?
LMAO?
jcradio, you want in on the game?
We're guessing how large the reverse split will be, when it'll be announced, and (for a bonus) what the new symbol will be.
I've picked 1000:1, announced on March 3 -- new symbol GAAY
jcradio, indeed. As anyone in the media business knows, you've GOT to have a decent, up-to-date website if you want any credibility whatsoever. And that's truly something that could be "outsourced" since none of them have a clue how to run a site.
Has anyone else noticed that nowhere in the latest PR (except for the headline) does it say anything about being ready to commence broadcasting? In fact, the headline has nothing to do with the rest of the press release!
"TTN Ready to Commence Broadcasting"
Yeah, we've all heard that before!
Hey--remember that time they posted all those job openings? LOL -- how many did they fill?
You know, I don't think I've yet seen a newspaper report that has the line in the song correct. Kinda funny, seeing "You will be naked by the end of my song," or "I'll get you naked by the end of this song."
The line is, "Gonna have you nekkid, by the end of this song."
I suppose I wouldn't know that either, if I didn't have a side job in radio.
Nah... mostly demolition derbies and hockey games.
Quite frankly, I wasn't overly impressed by Ms. Knowles' rendition of our National Anthem.
The National Anthem is meant to be sung by everyone. It is not a canvas upon which musicial artists should be allowed to render their vocal stylings! Whenever I sing it in public, I insist that every able-bodied person in the audience stand, remove their headgear, place their right hand over their heart and either sing along or remain respectfully silent.
Am I also the only one who noticed that they're bringing this to an "ending"? Knowing Frank's penchant for weasel-words, it looks to me like they're getting ready to close this thing down one way or another.
Seems to me, if they were getting ready to take off, they'd be planning to bring the hard work and efforts of the last 6 years to fruition or something like that.
Has anyone besides me noticed that this press release says absolutely nothing?
What really pissed me off was Kid Rock desecrating the Flag! The SOB had the unmitigated GALL to cut a hole in Old Glory and then traipse out on stage wearing it like a poncho!
He deserves to be boycotted for that!
593.5 is my personal best as well now. Congrats!
Here's a fun new game--smack the penguin
Since it's the weekend, what better way to spend it than smacking a penguin?
http://www.gophergas.com/funstuff/penguinsmack.htm
I seem to recall Cataldo pulling a similar deal when he was with MVEE. Something about having himself named as a "consultant" so that he could get the proceeds directly rather than having it go through the company.
You're right, though -- it could be Hadid or any of the other minions.
Want to bet it's TC himself?
That's certainly possible. They've pumped QBID in the past as I recall. Occasionally they'll mention something that turns out to be a winner, but 90% of the time, if SUBWAY mentions it, something bad is about to happen.
ohiotom, where have you seen anything that suggests TC isn't at a management-level position? As long as he's in a management position, it's safe to assume he's calling the shots.
Remember what he did to you at MVEE, and ask yourself: can you trust ANYTHING he tells you?