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ukie, area51 is in nevada
what happend to the chat........used to be under other ?
Bas....is this board dead......like the stock it represents?
is this board dead......like the stock it represents?
is this board dead......like the stock it represents?
heres a good for ya to ponder
www.slabearkazad.com/sniff
The Original....I too have been getting these scam emails from Nigeria, 2-3 every week. Driving me crazy. I'm sending each one of them to this address......thanks for the info.
A man is lying in bed in a Catholic hospital with an oxygen
mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face
and hands.
"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know,
I'm only here to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your
face and hands."
The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little
distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.
"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She
whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved
his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pyjamas,
replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"
At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again,
"Are my test results back???
The Rectum Stretcher
While I was driving down the road the other day (going a little faster than I should have been), I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know about, asked "what's your hurry"?
To which I replied "I'm late for work!"
To which he asked "what do you do"?
"I'm a rectum stretcher." I responded.
The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide."
Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously "And just what do you do with a six foot asshole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ,,,"
Traffic ticket: $95.00
Court cost: $45.00
Look on cops face: Priceless!!!
fung, yeah but ted's in arizona
Bull, he better get his checkbook out....it aint cheap being froze now days.
hal, thanks for the info
Sentsyst, GREAT info thanks.
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course,
the
wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the
biggest
house adjacent to the course.
> > >
> > > The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to
go up
there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is
going to
cost us."
> > >
> > > So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door.
> > > A warm voice said, "Come on in."
> > >
> > > When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done glass
was all
over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the
broken window.
> > >
> > > A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke
my
window?"
> > >
> > > "Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
> > >
> > > "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.
> > > You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a
thousand
years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
> > > I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the
last
one for myself."
> > >
> > > "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted
out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
> > >
> > > "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can
do.
> > > And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
> > >
> > > "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
> > > "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
country
in the world," she said.
> > >
> > > "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
safe
from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
> > >
> > > "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
> > >
> > > "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with
a
woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your
wife."
> > >
> > > The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
both
now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
> > >
> > > She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
right.
Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you,
honey?"
> > >
> > > "You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
> > >
> > > "I'd do the same for you!"
> > >
> > > So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest
of the
afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable.
> > >
> > > After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and
looked
directly into her eyes and asked "How old are you and your husband?"
> > >
> > > "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
> > >
> > > "NO SHIT. Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in
genies?"
News on Yahoo
http://biz.yahoo.com/fin/l/m/mptv.ob.html
findsdot, i agree
I just went to the room and NO ONE was in there....what goes? thats the first time this has ever happened to me
Bah, wonder why they have incorporated in so many different companies?
Baldwinj....interesting eom
baldwin, thanks for the info.....interesting site
bah, thanks, i figured as much just didnt know for sure
is the market closed on Monday..TIA
IH Admin and Bah, here is the error message i get when trying to connect to the chat room. I am not on AOL by the way.,
An unknown error occurred while connecting to the DigiChat Server. Java.Lang. Exception: HTTPServlet address not specified.
Is anyone able to get in the chat room?
Cant get in chat room.....have not been able to since last nite. What goes with it, anyone know?
cowgirl, my question too. can't log on tonite
Bah, here is post by Serena on RB a few minutes ago
By: REALSENSE_IR $$$$
Reply To: None Wednesday, 10 Jan 2001 at 10:35 AM EST
Post # of 285324
Morning all....I have been in California with MPTV and others since Saturday to update all of you on the progress being made. We are working hard on getting "all parties" of the legal teams to agree on the exact wording for a news item to update everyone as soon as possible. Remember that lack of news is not necessarily an indicator of lack of progress. As an IRO, it is my duty and responsibility to shareholders to make sure that disclosure guidelines and deadlines are being met and that press release content is factually true and agreed upon before release by all parties involved, which includes legal counsel.
Regards,
Serena Riedel
Vice President/Chief Information Officer
Director of Investor Relations
RealSense.com, Inc. (www.realsense.com)
Shareholder Inquiries: 603-685-6000 or MPTV@realsense.com
Company website: www.laketropmptv.com
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