When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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I would've called him Gavin Nuisance.
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In his Mexican border speech yesterday, Trump kept referring to Gavin Newsom as Gavin New-Scum.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trump-unveils-new-nickname-for-gavin-newsom-in-heated-border-speech/ss-BB1jamGf
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Don't let a good day
distract you
from the failure
you've become
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Correct, sir! Money-Matt was the best!
Not only was he a true website visionary, he had enough vices and character flaws to inspire me to generate an endless flow of cheap laughs at his expense.
Wherever he is, I wish him the best, and hope he's not cleaning tanning-beds in Rancho Cucamonga.
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🍌 A banana a day
cleans your colon
Then you found out
you're meant to eat them
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You're absolutely correct about IHUB. I found this article in the latest issue of Penny Fancier magazine:
"Investors Hub, as an online platform for financial discussions, is subject to stringent moderation, often criticized for its highly micro-managed approach and seemingly arbitrary enforcement of posting rules. The platform aims to maintain decorum and integrity within its community by implementing rules to prevent misinformation, manipulation, and disruptive behavior. However, users frequently express frustration over what they perceive as inconsistent enforcement.
The platform's moderation policies may appear overly strict to some users, stifling open dialogue and hindering the free exchange of ideas. This can create an environment where users feel constrained in expressing their opinions and sharing information freely. Additionally, the perception of randomness in rule enforcement can lead to confusion and resentment among users, undermining trust in the platform's integrity.
There's a delicate balance between maintaining order and fostering a vibrant community, and the platform may need to reevaluate its moderation strategies to better align with user expectations while still achieving its objectives. Ultimately, striking this balance is essential for cultivating a healthy and engaged user base within the platform."
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Thanks. Your taste in cheap laughs is only exceeded by your good looks.
BTW, next week McDonald's is bringing back the McRib sandwich.
Every time the McRib comes out, I try it. They space it out just far enough that I forget. "Is this good?" No. It tastes like earlobe meat.
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What? Are you telling me that's what getting the middle finger means?
I've gotten so many of them, I thought they meant You're #1.
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Thanks, 🅿️🅰️🆔 member! You're no freeloader!
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Look, it's OK to be wrong sometimes. I wouldn't know what that's like, but I'm sure it's OK.
Plus, it's the 40,000th post here!
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🆖 Damn you!
edit
Maybe you can explain why you were booted and forced to abandon your former alias of Kitt Proimos to Zorax.
And, then you tried to get around the boot by adding another "s" to your alias, and got booted again:
https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/profilea.aspx?user=540388
Do you ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you're intelligent, but you can't express it when you're posting?
The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.
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Let's play
Hide and Seek
I'll hide and
you seek professional help
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Yes, I can appreciate your need to imbibe a glass of Metamucil stool-softener once in a while.
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Although I usually post with all the subtlety of a Thai brothel, I try to avoid anything that may compromise the "funny".
It's tough to simplify my posts for some iHubbers who are so dumb they think Grape Nuts is an STD.
If I'm ever murdered, it will be because I said something absolutely perfect to someone with no sense of humor.
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Thanks for the postcard! While you spent the day at the pool with your canaries, I just spent the President's Day week-end reading a new book about Lincoln: The Car, the Man, the Tunnel.
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🍭 I truly believe
you could
sit on a lollipop
and guess the flavor
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🍭 A lollipop
is just you
swallowing
your own saliva
in different flavors
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The only way
you could be lonelier
on Valentine's Day
is if the internet
stopped working
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Agreed. IHUB responses used to be akin to arranging words in a particular order to be printed with elegance, sincerity and intelligence. Today, it's a virulent stream of verbal diarrhea spewing like a Popeil Pasta-Maker.
I've always said that Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
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Crowin, fortunately, it's not all bad news. This summer, Dave can return to his part-time job at Coney Island beach, putting diapers on piss clams:
🍕 The biggest lie was
Eat all your food
You'll be big and strong
Now look at you
Just big.
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Judging by your flaccid responses on IHUB, you could be entitled to FREE penis enlargement therapy on Medicaid.
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Apparently your 20 years of freeloading here has made you an authority on the site's free perks, as well as any loopholes in the IHUB rules.
People only mention it's a FREE country when they're doing something shitty.
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He shows it's possible for someone to actually be marginally intelligent but poor at articulating the point they're trying to make, so they come across as stupid.
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I understand the extreme childhood trauma it took for you to be this funny.
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Did you know that constantly fantasizing and imagining a flawless, idealized IHUB experience in your head 24/7 has a name? It's called maladaptive daydreaming and it's a mental illness.
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Perhaps if the freeloaders, who have enjoyed the benefits of this site for decades, started paying for membership, IHUB could hire Geek Dave full-time to make the technical corrections you desire.
Right now, Shelly does everything from sweep floors to write checks, while Dave must take a second job at the local hospital shaking the farts out of sheets.
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Agreed. It's a fact that many IHUB members don't like you. But, I feel that if we all met in real life, we really wouldn't like you.
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The problem may be your browser, but the side of my IHUB screen sees more ass than the driver's seat of a rental-car:
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Yes, at times, Admin's replies are beyond slow --- they're inert.
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🪥 Agreed. There is a poster on the Middle School Playground board who uses his WaterPik as a bidet.
Hard to believe there was once a time when they'd send a big yellow book to everyone's house listing your and everyone else's assassination coordinates.
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