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🦊 FOX: WHY TRUMP VOTERS VOTED FOR TRUMP:
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Reading about your VPN problem brought a smile to my face.
✝️ WHY WASN'T JESUS BORN DOWN IN THE SOUTH?
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Because they couldn't find 3 Wise Men and a Virgin.
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🌉 Lamey, as much as I'd like to continue your embarrassment, it's time for me to watch the Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Easter Special.
Y'all have a rip-snortin' Happy Easter, mullet boy.
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❌️ Lame Time, we men are becoming less the dominant sex in society because we are succumbing to a master race of women that have figured out that men love sex, and the weirder the place we want do it, the more it is going to cost us.
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🅿️ℹ️Ⓜ️🅿️ Epstein? Here's the first documented instance of the Pussy Grab.
I doubt you could find the G-spot on a 12 lb. pussy.
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🍹🎸 Judging by your profile, I believe you play in a Jimmy Buffett tribute band.
The best part about humans is they'll lick each other's buttholes, but request a new fork if it falls on the floor.
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🚻 Yes, Limey, I figured you wouldn't know what a woman is. The only time a woman opens her mouth to you is when she yawns.
This new breed of woman is teaching us guys that we need to wash our ham-pistons with rose water, and trim our pubes with a No. 2 scissor, finish with a tweeze and then lightly dust with sandalwood and chamomile before they're gonna touch it.
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🦴LIMEY, BITTERNESS - THE LAST RESORT OF THE IMPOTENT
Ah, women,,, A woman's mouth gives voice to her beauty. It can fill a man's heart with joy and soothe the most troublesome of tempers. But one must also remember its indispensable role as a safe repository for the seed of man's virility - T. Roosevelt
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🦊 FOX: RUSSIAN PROSTITUTE REVEALS NIGHT OF DEBAUCHERY WITH
Not really. I just wanted everyone to see this bit of humor:
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↩️ JUDGE RELEASES NUDE PHOTOS OF TRUMP'S
Not really. I just wanted everyone to see this bit of humor:
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💰️ TRUMP: 2 SYLLABLES BETWEEN "BANK" AND "BANKRUPTCY".
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🍕 TRUMP IS PRO-CHOICE, BUT ONLY AT A VEGAS BUFFET!!!
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🍄 DOES TRUMP WEAR A COURT-ORDERED PENIS CLAMP??
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Correct. If youth sports have taught me anything, it's that the kids who are dicks get it directly from their parents.
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📀 TRUMP's LATEST ALBUM JUST DROPPED ON AMAZON!
Includes his latest hit, KEEP YOUR PIMP HAND STRONG:
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🦊 FOX NEWS!!! TRUMP VISITS FAT FARM, AND THEY GAVE HIM A RIBBON.
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🦊 FOX NEWS!!! TRUMP GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT, the Donner party could've lived off him all winter.
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🍔 NEWS!!! TRUMP APPOINTS LINDSEY GRAHAM:
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🪦✝️ NEW! ACTUAL IVANA TRUMP TOMBSTONE:
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NEW! ACTUAL TEXT FROM THE TRUMP BIBLE:
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🐱 FOUND A PIC OF TRUMP'S BIBLE:
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🦴 Yes, on this board, answers to political questions are hard to find.
Like Trump's genitals, you may spend a lot of time looking, but once you find them you're not sure it was worth the trouble.
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🥞 If the goddamn States need money, just allow cameras in the courtroom, and charge $3.95 a day to stream it on the internet. I'd pay that to see him sitting there like a sweaty stack of pancakes.
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🥓 There's NO Trump SPAM here!!! He ate it all.
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✝️ Yes, they're called 'Jesus Coins' because when you own them, you say, Jesus! Why did I buy this crap?
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🍗 Trump is so fat & hairy, he could be a stunt-double for Rosie O'Donnell's vagina.
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🍔 Trump is so fat, the Manhattan zoning board called, and said if he plans on gaining any more weight, he'll have to install a 2nd butthole.
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🆘 Brain cells die. Skin cells die, and even hair cells die. But the fat cells in Trump's butt must have accepted Jesus as their Lord and Savior since they seem to have eternal life.
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➡️ Biden describes Trump as a cylinder of ready-made biscuit dough wrapped in a couple of rubber bands.
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What's with your extreme enthusiasm for Starch Madness? You haven't been posting this relentlessly since your colorful Xmas posts promoting your bonus PlusOne links.
I haven't reached your level of super-excitement since my Stop & Shop grocery delivery had no substitutions or out-of-stock items.
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Calm down, okwife. Just remember, bitterness is the last resort of the impotent.
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Okwife, have Trump's policies made you jumpier than your vibrator on a wooden floor?
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Didn't you know an okwife may not be so OK, and can churn out yet another virulent stream of verbal diarrhea for our ridicule and reading pleasure?
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Trump? I'd rather take my chances with that crazy chimp from Connecticut.
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🅿️🅰️ℹ️🆔 🅿️ℹ️Ⓜ️🅿️ Yes, many here have gotten their Business Degree from Trump University.
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Yes, he used to grab those pussies like he was picking up a bowling ball.
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