When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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Yes, I also believe IHUB should give us the ability to discover any alias a member may have used in the past:
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IHUB tried a version of your suggestion a few years ago, but it turned out to be as useless as a busload of hippies:
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You're still looking to collect those worthless 'coins'? Without having to deal with PlusOne anymore, my daily routine is simple. I wake up, drink coffee, and spend all day yearning to get back in bed.
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C'mon, give Admin Dave a break. He's working harder than the elastic on his sweatpants.
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I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be friends.
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Well then, here's another foodie tip for you: If somebody offers you some Doritos, sneeze into the bag and they'll just let you have them all.
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Yes, and it's almost as delicious as my Special - a 3lb. stick of butter coated with Crisco, then deep-fried, dipped in a mixture of olive oil and Ranch dressing, and covered in butterscotch frosting.
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Anybody who wants a good substitute for love and personal fulfillment - CrunchWrap Supreme from Taco Bell.
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He's got more beer on his shirt than in the bottle.
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Wow! That move is tougher than attempting chaturanga dandasana.
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Last week, I saw a show on TLC that said Santa's original elves were ugly, traveled with Santa to throw bad kids a beatin’, and he gave the good ones toys.
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Scientists have found that after forcing a Red squirrel to consume a tiny amount of cannabis, the animal lost it's desire for self-preservation. It began to play with it's nuts instead of storing them.
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You were the first one to appreciate the new ribbon back in January 2014.
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Yes, she may have put the ribbon in place, but I was the one who designed it.
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Soggy corn flakes? This morning, I didn't have enough cereal for a full bowl, so I mixed Shredded Wheat with Grape Nuts, and it tasted like I'm eating wicker furniture in a sandstorm.
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Yes, the Domino's Pizza Tracker isn't working, so I don't know when to put my pants on.
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Don't we have a Space Force to take care of all this mishegoss?
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Yes, we give chocolates to the last person we ever want to become fat.
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Thanks! May your Valentine's Day be full of all the sinful things people are giving up for Lent.
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Happy Valentine's Day! The best part of being my own date for Valentine's Day is knowing I'm guaranteed to score.
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Happy retirement, Edward! The only problem with retirement is that you never get a day off.
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Those PlusOne replacement 'coins' will be as useless as underwear to Tarzan.
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Do your two brothers use a rope to hold up their pants?
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No one could log into your account unless your password was passed around more than a goat-skin flask at a Grateful Dead concert.
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No, don't leave IHUB. I'm gonna miss your posts, which are as folksy as a butter-churn lamp.
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Yes, enough said. If I'm ever murdered, it will be because I said something absolutely perfect to someone with no sense of humor.
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Jeez, I'm sorry I started this thread...
But, since I can sympathize with your anguish, you deserve a quick holiday tip:
If you hold your sac in ice for 20 minutes, you'll pee out a Slushee.
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At our age, 50% of sleeping is laying in bed and deciding whether to get up and pee, or try to fall back asleep.
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Yes. If opportunity doesn't knock, at least you don't have to get off the couch to answer the door.
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My New Years resolution will be to wear pants that have belt loops.
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Yes, same here - no problems with the site.
Plus, it was a nice, quiet New Years. I stayed home and watched my own balls drop.
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I just sent my sincere condolences to George Santos. His mother died again today.
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I talk a big game for someone who's in his second REM cycle by 9:30PM.
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Yes, I noticed I was getting older when I was watching the 'Help! I've fallen and I can't get up' commercial and didn't laugh quite as hard anymore.
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Thanks, same to you. I got a sweater for Christmas. I wanted a screamer or a moaner.
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Although it's Christmas eve, your gift is still in my thoughts and prayers.
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