When I see someone crying, I always ask if it's because of their haircut.
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Shoutout to the parents taking their kids to a restaurant tonight to pay $12 for Kraft Mac'n Cheese.
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Yes, so many IHubbers just need a hug, a forehead kiss, and a grilled cheese cut diagonally.
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Although PlusOne's worthlessness will keep you forever browsing the Kirkland Collection by Costco, you can still grab a small memento:
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Don't worry about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
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I'm not saying I'm old, but I just had to increase my font size to "BILLBOARD".
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IHUB tried this Status Updater several years ago, but Hubbers thought the idea sucked more than a Celine Dion cover-version of Whole Lotta Love:
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Correct! My favorite thing about IHUB is that you get to interact with some real creeps without having to smell them.
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I know. I was just being a wiseguy trying to extract a cheap laugh.
Sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.
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Yes, I'm also more confused than Billy Idol on Ecstasy at the Hawaiian-Tropic Thong Finals.
If I start a post to you as, Hey, Scumbag, will that violate the TOS due to vulgarity, or will that be allowed because it's your alias?
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Yes, but are you housebroken?
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I'd send you some coins to make you feel better, but you can't PlusOne posts anymore.
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No problem here. Worthless Faucet still flows in NYC.
But, we've all become like a fat man in a milkshake store --- grasping for straws.
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99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs.
Take one down, patch it around -
137 little bugs in the code.
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Yes! These upcoming changes will demonstrate that IHUB is the greatest "Jeez! I didn't realize that member was crazy" site of all time.
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Yes, I suggested these, but was ignored like crunchy peanut-butter in a nursing-home:
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Yes. Dudes will cheat on their beautiful wives, yet stay loyal to an NFL team like the Jets.
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Correct. Instead of strongly berating anyone, civility should reign.
For example, you can defuse a heated argument with any woman by treating them like royalty. For example, say "Settle down, your Royal Highness" or "Relax, Princess".
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My all time favorite Raging Bull poster was Surfit, and his mantra Bless you, buddy.
He must have made more money than God's ex-wife.
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Don't worry! IHUB didn't forget the ladies:
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I believe your accusations of IHUB sexism are misguided.
Apparently you mistakenly clicked on the link for investorshubformen by mistake:
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C'mon, give Shelly a break! The entire staff deserves a raise!
Because after July 1, they'll be treated to more wacky characters than Ellis Island.
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If you want to get around IHUB's vulgarity rules, just buy this book, which I wrote several years ago.
Sometimes you have the perfect insult, but don't know if it's worth the drama it's gonna start.
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Yes, IHUB is the greatest "Jeez! I didn't realize that member was crazy" site of all time. But, most IHUBBERS are just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.
Sometimes, the first step towards forgiving other members is realizing they can't help the fact that they were born idiots.
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You know, I believed in "Sticks and stones... and words will never harm me" until someone threw a dictionary at me.
No one's leaving IHUB because of some salty dialogue. If they go back to Raging Bull, they'll come crawling back here like a lonely, socially-inept man in love with a prostitute.
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Yes, I agree that THC would help to navigate the new IHUB 2.0.
But, why are cannabis edibles always like cookies and candy and stuff? What if I want some psychoactive ham?
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Yes, I'll certainly miss him too.
Now I'll have to get my financial advice from a 16 year-old Tarot card reader on TikTok.
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It keeps us busy between Trump indictment news.
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When he gets to Belarus, Prigozhin better not stand near an open window.
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OK then, here's the 2nd Prize ticket. Enjoy the adventure!
I see people my age out there climbing mountains and zip-lining, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
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I have spoken to the IHUB Admins on your behalf, since you obviously feel something is owed to you.
Unfortunately, the iPad was won by Zardiw, who donated it to the Our Lady of Nocturnal Emissions diocese.
The Admins have agreed to offer you the Second Prize, which is an ocean cruise:
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We've had 46 U.S. Presidents, and they've been indicted on a total of 71 felony counts.
Here's how it breaks down:
1-44: 0
45: 71
46: 0
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Although I sympathize with your difficulty in accessing the Faucet, keep in mind that PlusOne is impossible to monetize and worth almost nothing.
Reminds me of the old joke:
Boss: I'm the boss, and you're nothing!
Worker: Well then, you're the boss of nothing.
It appears as if we're the boss of nothing!
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Yes, PlusOne could make you look like the sad lady in the ABILIFY® commercial.
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OK, we can't ALL be depressed at once. We have to take turns.
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If there was a simple way to escape PlusOne, the EXIT line would be longer than Schindler's list.
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