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Is it already? Time flies. Fire up the bong!
I'm pretty sure that I heard Joe Scarborough say this AM "I just don't see how Joe Exotic has a clear path to 270."
Joe Exotic? Not sure but the description "gay, gun toting guy with tigers" doesn't suggest longevity was necessarily a given.
Paper Bag is very strong in the blue states, but pundits predict that Plastic Bag will sweep the red.
Did you happen to peruse the list of Independent candidates? http://2016.independent-candidate.org/
WARNING: You might find it impossible to select just one.
Titillating indeed.
As slogans go, it's no "Papoon, Papoon for President! You know he's not insane!" but it's not half bad.
Just admit that you voted for Alice Cooper.
In fairness, had the symbols been a Molson, a maple leaf and poutine, he would have nailed it.
In truth, I copied off Daughter Derf's paper.
Three horses = 30 so one horse = 10
One horse plus eight horseshoes = 18 so one horseshoe = 2
Two horseshoes (4) - two boots = 2 so one boot = 1
Rules of math are that multiplication precedes addition so,
One horse (10) X one horseshoe (2) = 20 + one boot = 21.
I was away from my desk for a couple of years.
21 is what I got. BUT! I suck at math.
Any lawyer who would accept a case to sue the SEC because it suspended PHOT should be disbarred. He/She is either grossly incompetent or playing the client for a fool to earn a fee.
You might want to ask your lawyer if he is familiar with the legal doctrine of sovereign immunity.
I do not see an inquiry for today's date, and I'm afraid I cannot stay. So depending on what is eventually posed, my answer is either:
"Yes, but fortunately the videotape was ruled inadmissible."
or
"Only once and I have regretted it ever since."
If you're going to kill someone, I'm all for you doing it quietly. Your wife burns the toast? Go ahead and cap her. Now the serenity of the morning won't be disturbed for the rest of us. It's actually quite civilized.
"I suspect she was desperate." Apparently.
I suspect that she would have been disappointed anyway, but your concern is most admirable.
I was the one who arranged for you to be escorted off the set. Hey, maybe you could help me out. I have a minor part to fill before we commence shooting. The character is a pushy, middle aged, knee-jerk liberal with no tact whatsoever. You wouldn't happen to know anyone, would you?
I've been in Boston working on the pilot for my new TV show, "Odyssey." I'd have been here earlier but some nitpicking dumb ass held us up asking stupid questions about our tents.
More like Acme Translate that Wile E. Coyote might order.
It looks like someone took Lorem Ipsum, got it drunk, tortured it for hours, then ran it through Cheesy Auto-Translates R Us. What a mess.
Okay, Joe, whatever you say.
Maybe someone could mention to the Clemster that Ihub has added 175,000 new members since it last hired an Admin.
I'll add it to my bucket list and place it just below "perform gum surgery on myself with a paring knife."
Yes, it was a bizarre selection. Why he didn't choose unsweetened almond milk is a mystery.
Every person I have known and loved is dead, and my magic dumbass of a refrigerator doesn't even give me a beer. Beautiful. Some yeast would have come in handy too.
But with eggs, I could make pasta, so I'll take them. And I'll assume that the oil is olive oil, so I'll also choose tomatoes, light cream and chicken. It'll be pasta and chicken every day, but between the oil, cream and tomatoes, I should be able to mix it up enough to stave off suicidal boredom for a week or two.
Wait. Is Absolut Citron a "composed dish"? If not, nix the chicky, and I'll go with the Absolut.
Yep, and mom was a Hinterlandette.
And I shall return to the hinterland. Enjoy your weekend.
You've got them all worked up. You might want to consider grabbing a butcher knife and locking yourself in a room.
Great. Give her a whip and she starts bossing everyone around.
If by any chance you are attending a speed dating gathering this evening, I'd lose this question.
I will confess that I watched that far longer than a normal person should have.
I had never seen the Ibox before today. For some reason, I feel that I should be flogged. Perhaps it is because those women reached the age of majority in a different millennium than I did.
I'll tell you where I was. I had some posts deleted. Then I got into a tiff with Admins. Then I was jailed. Then I left in a snit for months.
Oh, wait a minute. That was you. Never mind.
There was no third post. If you look at his profile, you can see that he has made only two posts, one on 9/04 and one on 10/04. Had he made a third post -- even if it had been removed -- the number of posts in his profile would be 3.
Now we just need a fake Roger Pawson and a Larson Coleman who turns out to be real.