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Will begin trading this morning reflecting 1:10 RS
Doc
Hey win:
I am sorry if I dissuaded you from your UVIX 5.77% lottery ticket today.
Since that gain will reverse itself soon, you might consider buying SVIX instead to capture most of that when those VIX futures retreat. (But beware of getting a K-1 in a taxable account).
Contango remains healthy:
http://vixcentral.com/
Here’s some food for thought from Fido:
https://www.fidelity.com/learning-center/investment-products/etf/alternative-etfs-vix
As for your FOMO of a 700% gain, please look at it this way.
Perhaps in the next year there might be a Black Swan event with that orgasmic 700% gain. Extremely unlikely. Let’s say in 7 years instead.
So you speculate $15000 of your kid’s college fund hoping to make a kewl million. And in 7 years, UVIX pops 700%!!!
Most likely by then, that $15000 “investment” will be worth, perhaps, $50 and after than windfall might be worth $400, if you are lucky.
That said, the best way to end up with a million dollar account with UVIX/UVXY would be to start with two million dollars…
Doc
1:5 RS effective April 11
https://www.nasdaq.com/press-release/proshares-announces-etf-share-splits-2024-03-20
Doc
TINGO (TIO) Hinderburg Research
Tingo Group: Fake Farmers, Phones, and Financials—The Nigerian Empire That Isn’t
https://hindenburgresearch.com/tingo/
Enjoy,
Doc
surf, EMBR in Carlos Reyes complaint today:
https://www.sec.gov/litigation/complaints/2023/comp25703.pdf
nodummy commentary:
https://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/read_msg.aspx?message_id=171814442
Cheers!
Doc
PUTS AND TRADING HALTS
Here is the definitive explanation as provided by OIC:
https://www.optionseducation.org/news/how-trading-halts-may-impact-option-investors
Doc
RIP, DAVID CROSBY…
just awesome harmony!
RIP, DAVID CROSBY…
just awesome harmony!
Hey fuagf:
Happy New Year:
One should never write the phrase “history of lobotomy” with mentioning the name of the most famous patient in the history of neuroscience, Phineas Gage:
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/phineas-gage-neurosciences-most-famous-patient-11390067/
I studied his case in college and have never forgotten it!
Doc
Hey counselor:
Nothing like your own lawsuit to open yourself wide open to discovery to expose your own fraudulent behaviour, eh?
>> A lawyer for Javice told The Wall Street Journal that JPMorgan had “manufactured” reasons to fire her late last year to avoid paying millions of dollars owed to her. Javice has sued JPMorgan, saying the bank should front legal bills she incurred during its internal investigations.<<
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/12/jpmorgan-chase-shutters-student-financial-aid-website-frank.html
Javice shut down her twitter feed:
https://mobile.twitter.com/charliejavice
JPM shut down WithFrank this morning but Mr. Peabody and his WayBack Machine snatched it this morning @0708
https://web.archive.org/web/20230112070823/https://withfrank.org/
Doc
INTRODUCING CHARLIE JAVICE
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/01/12/jpmorgan-chase-shutters-student-financial-aid-website-frank.html
https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexandralevine/2023/01/11/jp-morgan-fake-customers-frank-charlie-javice/?sh=3585364c14d4
https://medium.com/wharton-fintech/charlie-javice-founder-ceo-of-frank-unlocking-financial-aid-for-millions-of-students-4a7524f35d74
Doc
Shaj, what do you believe that the range of penalties will be regarding Federal Mandated Guidelines?
https://apple.news/A4OAvUkfyRoal4R0WgdmtuA
Thanks
Advice from Lizzie, seen here holding an embryo:
Doc
CAROLINE PLEADS GUILTY
https://abcnews.go.com/US/sam-bankman-frieds-girlfriend-ftx-founder-plead-guilty/story?id=95683343
Statement of U.S. Attorney Damian Williams on U.S. v. Samuel Bankman-Fried, Caroline Ellison, and Gary Wang pic.twitter.com/u1y4cs3Koz
— US Attorney SDNY (@SDNYnews) December 22, 2022
NY Times profiles our favorite new polyamorous Disney Princess.
She Was a Little-Known Crypto Trader. Then FTX Collapsed.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/23/business/ftx-caroline-ellison-sbf.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
Doc
fivethirtyeight
Excellent video, superb graphics from prominent poll prognosticator:
https://fivethirtyeight.com/videos/georgia-is-the-key-to-control-of-the-senate/
Doc
LOL!!!
"There doesn't have to be a process ... I declassified everything" -- Trump on how he declassified documents (this is false -- there is a process Trump didn't follow) pic.twitter.com/ehX8QqTnmB
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 22, 2022
TRUMP’S INFINITE POWER OF THOUGHT
Trump says you can declassify documents by just thinking about it pic.twitter.com/cFbQ1zclnq
— Acyn (@Acyn) September 22, 2022
BESS LEVIN TONIGHT!!!
(Donnie’s snarkiest antagonist)
https://apple.news/AqyhTOYWxSA6nsaRoAMFpCQ
Doc
Actually, I enjoy probably 99% of your memes and cartoons; I just felt that that MTG meme was vulgar, disgusting, and not the least bit funny.
That said, I wish to apologize. I had meant to send you that note as a PM and was appalled later to find it publicly published…
I just created this meme in your honor!
Doc
FABULOUS BOOK REVIEW (SLENDERMAN)
>>It’s a title that, in its thoroughgoing lack of self-awareness, matches this book’s contents. Kushner writes as if he believes foreign dignitaries (and less-than dignitaries) prized him in the White House because he was the fresh ideas guy, the starting point guard, the dimpled go-getter.
He betrays little cognizance that he was in demand because, as a landslide of other reporting has demonstrated, he was in over his head, unable to curb his avarice, a cocky young real estate heir who happened to unwrap a lot of Big Macs beside his father-in-law, the erratic and misinformed and similarly mercenary leader of the free world. Jared was a soft touch.
“Breaking History” is an earnest and soulless — Kushner looks like a mannequin, and he writes like one — and peculiarly selective appraisal of Donald J. Trump’s term in office. Kushner almost entirely ignores the chaos, the alienation of allies, the breaking of laws and norms, the flirtations with dictators, the comprehensive loss of America’s moral leadership, and so on, ad infinitum, to speak about his boyish tinkering (the “mechanic”) with issues he was interested in.<<
Jared Kushner’s ‘Breaking History’ Is a Soulless and Very Selective Memoir
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/17/books/review-breaking-history-jared-kushner.html?unlocked_article_code=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEIPuonUktbfqYhkQFUaBCbfWt8ktVqciObOzaN5jGXzJSuUTzkHz-UOH4-a6gLPbLBua54wwi-bQtJbdr8zQfg4hsluA3tQcSj66J2VhMZCZCwvtYO4Wm5x08LBUb1ioWOvMTHlIqIinODh-hiPOmj1UaHZ1HZwdls185EyZkjqjSJTvtrNEOV109F-1O5wRcwpAGddO1TZ-qXgGB58O96ZbxDD6gdQW-5RWD3bndL0-KtXOUwJSgqAFCUjlD56vNBMO9oXP7L9JgoheKf9hrYTDm9rKOS5FpvxzotyfGC3ca3liN7fxsw&smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare
Doc
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7899873/Jared-Kushner-appears-cover-Time-magazine-inspires-memes-mocking-him.html
BUT WHERE IS SNICKERDOODLE???
https://apple.news/ASPlDX0OXStOwQdKXYLGhFw
A generous serving of Nate’s Pancakes!
Nate at Camden Yards!
Doc
ANOTHER AUSTRALIAN SINGING LEGEND PASSES ON…
Olivia Newton John:
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/08/08/arts/olivia-newton-john-dead.html?unlocked_article_code=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEIPuomT1JKd6J17Vw1cRCfTTMQmqxCdw_PIxftm3iWka3DFDm4SiO0PH5PH_EPMe6tqIt0-wCicQppDN78pAfB_x-MZP1BoT0PghKq4r6k_And_r5OvDCRx1ojRXLs8_HjjZWLlJewimPjv7k7fdWXhDPPAgXEmJRJh85RhJlCg0HMCxa3VA6UijIkFqPQgBZtwRTwKdXPK66GuU0MiTY3AOhLM6QA2WPVbUCXRlLOf47EHdwZUCjHWXS81oDZ8uJ4HZoRhbOuoJAUgecH-nbwaFmVtSYiDJE1TIXU_K54OboGdpjhbIAgC0sIFv6PRA&smid=url-share
a fabulous re-interpretation of “Physical”
Hey AZ:
Was reading a “wrongful conviction” article on CNN and was treated to two of the best run-on sentences ever. And they were consecutive:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEORGE JETSON!!!
Nearly 60 years ago beginning in late 1962, our family one evening a week would sit, in our oft-sweltering un-airconditioned Maryland home, in front of our 20 inch black and white television and watch The Jetsons. The story took place 100 years in the future.
Little could we imagine then the date July 31, 2022, when George Jetson would be born!!!
https://warnerbroscartoons.fandom.com/wiki/George_Jetson
https://www.thewrap.com/george-jetson-the-jetsons-birthday-2022/
MEET GEORGE JETSON!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GEORGE JETSON!!!
Nearly 60 years ago beginning in late 1962, our family one evening a week would sit, in our oft-sweltering un-airconditioned Maryland home, in front of our 20 inch black and white television and watch The Jetsons. The story took place 100 years in the future.
Little could we imagine then the date July 31, 2022, when George Jetson would be born!!!
https://warnerbroscartoons.fandom.com/wiki/George_Jetson
https://www.thewrap.com/george-jetson-the-jetsons-birthday-2022/
MEET GEORGE JETSON!
AK trolled Josh today on Twitter.
https://twitter.com/AdamKinzinger
Apparently Kristi Noem has given Josh refuge in SD.
When I saw Josh get humiliated at the hearing I instantly saw flashes of his political demise of Howard Dean dimensions
WHITE COAT CEREMONY
Zorax, I was saddened to read today that the University of Michigan SOM insisted on having a vocal anti-abortion advocate welcome the incoming freshman class…
https://theparadise.ng/university-of-michigan-stands-behind-pro-life-keynote-speaker-at-white-coat-ceremony/
https://twitter.com/KristinCollie20/status/1521866144721870848?s=20&t=VAoTpjmPi_dyEjClHdZ8Og
https://www.michigandaily.com/news/340-umich-medical-students-sign-petition-opposing-selection-of-anti-abortion-speaker-at-upcoming-white-coat-ceremony/
https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/university-of-michigan-medical-students-walk-out-on-pro-life-speaker-at-initiation-ceremony/
Doc
Thank you for your comment. I know nothing of Erika Wulff Jones and just tried to write a clever headline. But, IMHO, whether or not she instigated the divorce, the odds are that she “feels” scorned…
And here MrInfoWars is suggesting an MTG run for prez in 2024.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Just ask the ex-Mrs.AlexJones with her “relevant (Jan6) insider info”
https://apple.news/AP9BhFeCcR4aLqvrOvxTYtg
Doc
HOT OFF THE GEORGIA PRESS…
https://apple.news/ArLPv56wNRoSWDvcJFDWtqA
Doc
Hi Janice:
Yes/No
Ignores to freeloaders increased from 5 to unlimited well over a year ago…
https://ih.advfn.com/products/ihub-bb
Thanks,
Doc