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Elton John - Red Shoes
"Who Wears These Shoes" by Elton John
lol, what color ? Gerry Mulligan - Walking Shoes - 1956
Which shoes ? lol elvis presley
A White Sport Coat - Marty Robbins
Paper Lace - Billy Don't Be A Hero
Good Morning Scorp.
I had a bit of trouble on the web site as well. But with a little more tweaking it will look really sweet.
Big arrows would be nice. lol
Connie Francis--Do You Know The Way To San Jose
The Who - I Can See For Miles
George Jones' Wrong's What I Do Best
Sawyer Brown - Trouble on the Line
THE REQUEST:
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I do most of my labor in a dark workplace with poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
I am willing to work any shift.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
THE RESPONSE:
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You never work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated work area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You rarely take the initiative - you usually need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You are expected to retire before you are 65.
You are generally unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not enough, you have constantly been seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management
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Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created
10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
9. God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
7. God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
6. God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
5. God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing.
4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
And the #1 reason why God created Eve...
1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"
Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling.
"I'm OK but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery," he answered.
"What did he say," asked the nurse.
"OOPS!"
One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as
dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his
lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back - wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! I always go exactly the speed limit. What seems to be the problem?"
"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
"Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask . . . Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks with concern.
"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, "Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship the very ground you walk on, she will long for you and no other, she will be highly intelligent, she will wait on you hand and foot and obey your every command, she will be beautiful, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg." Thinking for a few moments, Adam replies, "What could I get for a rib?"
See, were good for something.
That's cause were on a message board . gezz. lol
Am in the Pm ? huh
A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom "I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes."
Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they'll be delayed two hours.
Shortly thereafter, there is another bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours.
The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, "Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we''ll be up here all day.
*Disclamier* JMODYODD & IORock&Roll.
Kid Rock - Lonely Road of Faith
Jeannie C Riley - Harper Valley PTA
Jeannie C. Riley / The Girl Most Likely
Jeannie C. Riley - Here's To The Cowboys
I'm already in the frequent flyer club.
Will be picking up more miles... um...I mean SHARES Monday. LOL
*Disclamier* JMODYODD & IORock&Roll.
steve miller band take the money and run
Eminem - Sing For The Moment
Eminem- Say What You Say
Eminem - Soldier
looks like a great entry point,I believe they have another merger target in line. I like the fact the merger was ended because it was not lucrative enough,which indicates to me they have someone else in mind.
It appears PINR has a lot going on and should start climbing soon,your list of cards caught my attention and I will be getting in monday.
Sounds Great !
See you later
Okay. Here's my idea.
Let me browse the internet and find a couple styles I like.
Maybe that will give us a direction.
I need to head off for work soon, but I will take a look this afternoon.
Thanks again you guys !
Thanks Durk.
Much appreciated.
Tom Petty - Jack
Hi Durk,
Help.
I hope you don't mind me asking..
I was wondering if you'd mind making a small logo and link to match my siggy picture. Maybe something in blue ? This is my board...
http://investorshub.advfn.com/boards/board.aspx?board_id=12797
Thank you for the help. Marked the board for ya.
*Disclamier* JMODYODD & IORock&Roll.
Mountain - Mississippi Queen
The Black Eyed Peas - Pump It
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor’s house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, “Did you hear that Fluffy died?”
The guy stumbles around and says, “Um.. no.. um.. what happened?”
The neighbor replies, “We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and some idiot had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage.