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Unfortunately they
won't get past Arizona, my friend.
I see you're
laying off the OLD man this week. lol
EZ,
No one was really crushed after two days. It's ashame that Larry doesn't have the Champ in his bracket.
Good luck to everyone over the weekend.
Joe
I wish the season had
started a month ago with the Angels 16-4. LOL
Just some puter problems....
I'll be back for the a.m. and my Bristol picks.
Have a great evening
Joe
B)The Earth is curved
My picks....
Sweet 16
Louisville
Wake Forest
Kansas
Michigan St
UCONN
Washington
Missouri
Memphis
Pitsburg
Florida St
UCLA
Duke
N Carolina
Gonzaga
Arizona St
Oklahoma
Elite 8
Lousiville
Michigan St
UCONN
Memphis
Florida St
Duke
N Carolina
Oklahoma
Final four
Louisville
Memphis
Duke
Oklahoma
Final two
Memphis
Oklahoma
Champion
Memphis 72-68
C)Darkness
A)Waning
B)A drop in dewpoints
Let's get it on!
My Wildcats stole a spot. Yahoo!
Wenatchee apples
yum, yum.
Yep....grew up
in Moses Lake, Washington. About 9000 people.....we were never indoors until the street lights came on. And even then Dad was watching Walter Chronkite and my brother and I got to watch Lost in Space on our 15" black and white before bed.
D)December
I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING!...
Nor would I. I'm 49 and those are memories that will last forever.
Those were the days.
A minister, a priest, and a rabbi walked into a bar and sat down... the bartender looked at all three of them and said,
"What is this, a joke?"
I have to sound out the color to myself..
best score is 34 after many 50's.
B)Probability of Precipitation
Harder than it seems....
13%, 25%, 50% and finally 100% on the 4th try.
B)Oval (flattened)
C)Can rotate either direction
D)unno...e/m
A)Yuma AZ
I love this Doctor
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO, What a Ride'
AND.....
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what causes heart attacks.
Congrats Gato Smokey....awesome picken'
Nice move up Fats.
D)Humidity
damn...2,4,9 & 33 lol
I agree...just thought it was
rather entertaining, although Santelli shouldn't have acted the way he did.
Morning Larry,
Best to you too. I've had some beginners luck the last two weeks. It may start running out soon and those of you with some Nascar savy should take this contest over.
Joe
Good luck today, Ron....
I see you're sticking with Martin. Hope the old man does well for ya.
Joe
Please....
Rush is 'self anointed', just ask him. lol
C)Skiff
Freaking hilarious.....sad but true.
How to wash a toilet
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you
1. Put both lids of the toilet up
And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door...
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
I about cr*aped my shorts reading
this. Hilarious!
I had a great picture of this happening in my mind....I even told him 'NO' DON'T DO IT...as I read along.
Men, our curiosity can't be matched.
A)Great Lakes
Picks.....16-24-29-48
How are you
doing Ron? Insomnia?
Awful early for ya the past week or so.
Have a great day.
Joe
C)A massive volcano